Thursday 10th March 2011
(Salmon Nigiri, Prawn Nigiri, Assorted Salmon, Prawn, Avocado, Banana, Roasted Yellow Pepper & Black Fish Roe Makis.)
MS loves sushi, so he came to the table eagerly anticipating what he was about to eat. He perused what was on offer before opting for salmon Nigiri.
Meanwhile, I had been busy mixing up wasabi and soy sauce. (I’m sure you can see where this is going.) Anyway, before I had even taken my chop sticks out of the bowl he was bathing his nigiri in sauce.
He crammed the whole thing into his mouth and started chewing.
“How’s that, nice?” I tentatively probed.
“Mmmm…” Was all he could manage before his eyes started to widen.
“Is it a bit warm?”
He slowly rose from his chair, eyes still widening, and started pacing the room on tip toes.
As he walked out of the room I called after him;
“Are you alright?”
I knew that if it was that bad he would have spat it out and proceeded to drink the 5 litre bottle of water on the table.
“Are you alright?” I called again.
He slowly walked into the room with his arms hanging lifelessly by his side and said;
“Dude, you nearly blew my head off!”